::Dark Match 2:: 4 Way Brawl
::Championships/Stipulations:: Show Or Go
::Competitors:: Kane vs. Steve Austin vs. Lenny Lane vs. Vampiro
As Kane disappears backstage from his interview with Jim Ross. The scene cuts backstage once again where Lenny Lane is seen watching the small screen television .. Lenny has his hair tied up in two ponytails. One on each side with a pink hair tie. Lenny is sucking on a lollipop and shaking his head after what his just seen. Lenny turns around and grabs a chair and takes a seat. He kicks back and places his feet up on top of a table. Lenny sighs and with one hand takes the lollipop out from his mouth
Lenny Lane: What was that ? Am I supposed to be shivering ? Am I supposed to have goose-bumps ? I see no point in that pathetic interview whatsoever. Geeez folks around here need to learn to party a little more and leave the freaky stuff for closed doors. I cant believe that he is going to be my opponent Sunday Night. Actually his just one of them .. From there it goes "Vampiro" .. another strange fella and then Steve Austin .. a man who beats his wife. What have I gotten myself into ? Where is the love and care of my brother "Lodi" when I need him
Lenny Lane has a sad look on his face. He runs his hand through his hair and fixes himself up on the chair a little.
Lenny Lane: Oh well what can you do eh ? There is no point in me crying and being sad about "Lodi". Especially when I have a chance like this at truly becoming something in this federation although before I become that some-one Ive gotta take the first step and thats defeat those three no-fashion sensed punks. This soo doesnt sound like me talking .. I must be possessed. I never ever want to hurt anyone but this time around Im feeling kinda rough ..
Lenny Lane purrs
Lenny Lane: I love it rough. I only hope I can say the same about my opponents. Come to think of it I think there pretty straight then again doesnt Kane have sex with mannequins .. Eeew that is like sooo totally gross and nowadays he thinks his some kind of monster .. I dont get it. Kane listen .. Im going to give you a little advice your either a sick freak or a undefeatable monster .. Now until you figure that out I think you should stay away from me
Lenny smiles and places his lollipop back in his mouth. He sucks on it for a little while and then takes it out again
Lenny Lane: He isnt the least of my problems. Vampire is another fruit who is just as bad as Kane. He wears make-up like constantly. Now the only time I ever wear make-up is during the mardi gra .. I remember one time there was this guy and he had tiny little pink nippl .. ehmm I think Im getting of the subject. Yes .. Vampiro .. Ive been curious for quite some time .. Are you meant to be like a vampire or something .. cause if you are where are the fangs ? I reckon I bite harder then you .. Ohh how the sound of biting turns me on ..
Lenny giggles and sits himself up .. A bulge can be seen from his jeans .. Lenny notices and quickly blushes ..
Lenny Lane: I dont even have to mention "Stonecold".. Just thinking of him makes me want to ..
Lenny's name can be heard shouting from the distance
Lenny Lane: COMING !!
Lenny places the lollipop back in his mouth and skips away as the scene fades to black
::Dark Match 2:: 4 Way Brawl
::Championships/Stipulations:: Show Or Go
::Competitors:: Kane vs. Steve Austin vs. Lenny Lane vs. Vampiro
As Kane disappears backstage from his interview with Jim Ross. The scene cuts backstage once again where Lenny Lane is seen watching the small screen television .. Lenny has his hair tied up in two ponytails. One on each side with a pink hair tie. Lenny is sucking on a lollipop and shaking his head after what his just seen. Lenny turns around and grabs a chair and takes a seat. He kicks back and places his feet up on top of a table. Lenny sighs and with one hand takes the lollipop out from his mouth
Lenny Lane: What was that ? Am I supposed to be shivering ? Am I supposed to have goose-bumps ? I see no point in that pathetic interview whatsoever. Geeez folks around here need to learn to party a little more and leave the freaky stuff for closed doors. I cant believe that he is going to be my opponent Sunday Night. Actually his just one of them .. From there it goes "Vampiro" .. another strange fella and then Steve Austin .. a man who beats his wife. What have I gotten myself into ? Where is the love and care of my brother "Lodi" when I need him
Lenny Lane has a sad look on his face. He runs his hand through his hair and fixes himself up on the chair a little.
Lenny Lane: Oh well what can you do eh ? There is no point in me crying and being sad about "Lodi". Especially when I have a chance like this at truly becoming something in this federation although before I become that some-one Ive gotta take the first step and thats defeat those three no-fashion sensed punks. This soo doesnt sound like me talking .. I must be possessed. I never ever want to hurt anyone but this time around Im feeling kinda rough ..
Lenny Lane purrs
Lenny Lane: I love it rough. I only hope I can say the same about my opponents. Come to think of it I think there pretty straight then again doesnt Kane have sex with mannequins .. Eeew that is like sooo totally gross and nowadays he thinks his some kind of monster .. I dont get it. Kane listen .. Im going to give you a little advice your either a sick freak or a undefeatable monster .. Now until you figure that out I think you should stay away from me
Lenny smiles and places his lollipop back in his mouth. He sucks on it for a little while and then takes it out again
Lenny Lane: He isnt the least of my problems. Vampire is another fruit who is just as bad as Kane. He wears make-up like constantly. Now the only time I ever wear make-up is during the mardi gra .. I remember one time there was this guy and he had tiny little pink nippl .. ehmm I think Im getting of the subject. Yes .. Vampiro .. Ive been curious for quite some time .. Are you meant to be like a vampire or something .. cause if you are where are the fangs ? I reckon I bite harder then you .. Ohh how the sound of biting turns me on ..
Lenny giggles and sits himself up .. A bulge can be seen from his jeans .. Lenny notices and quickly blushes ..
Lenny Lane: I dont even have to mention "Stonecold".. Just thinking of him makes me want to ..
Lenny's name can be heard shouting from the distance
Lenny Lane: COMING !!
Lenny places the lollipop back in his mouth and skips away as the scene fades to black